What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!