What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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