Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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Make way, children.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Barbecue sauce.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.