A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
There's none, both like clubbing.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.
Pedants!
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
