What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between U and I?

J

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.