What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me