How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...