How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.