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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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When is a --- not a ---?

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...