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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.