How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.