How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!