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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears