I've never smeared tigger on my face
About 10 pounds.
Spiiting and swallowing.
Because she has two faces.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
The same middle name.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
He was looking for pooh.
The Trail of Smears