What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.