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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears