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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).