What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude