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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.