What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u