What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.