He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Hey, pho queue, dude
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
Because 'Illinois you!
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!
Because he was too far out... (dude).
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
I don't know, just some dude.
A suuh dude!
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
Serifs up, dude!
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
With a sah, dude
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Caw dude
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Dude,I already did my time.
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
And why is she wearing my underpants
A positive pregnancy test.
Nice belt, dude!
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Nobody nose.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
He couldn't handle his boos.
Ugh.... Pho queue...
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Just one sun
None because it's already lit fam
The Underground Braille-road
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
