What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.