What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang