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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.