What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach