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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!