What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.