What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!