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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.