Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Jungle bells.
It's Christmas, Eve.
BOOOOZE!
No Gandhi
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
None, that's a hardware issue.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Too-whit-to-why
Because their daddies were mummies.