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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Dec 25 Oct Jokes More Dec 25 Oct Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.