Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
All he wants is Just Ice
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
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His daddy was really a mummy.
Because his uncles are aunts.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
His daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A bad judge of character.
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Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Give him sheet music
You don't - they're born that way.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Because his daddy was a mummy
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Too-whit-to-why
Seven.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
I'll meet you at the corner!
Because Oct31 = Dec25
You con-du-it!!!
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Black and black movies.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
I did not see that coming.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
ELLLLLLL!!!
Because he was knotty!
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Because it's in tents.
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