Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because his uncles are aunts.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
His daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A bad judge of character.
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Give him sheet music
Because their daddies were mummies.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Because his daddy was a mummy
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Too-whit-to-why
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
They take things literally.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
A cantaloupe.
They Cantaeloped!
Henopause
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
I think we should sea otter people.
Because he has always Ben Solo.
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.