Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
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His daddy was really a mummy.
Because his uncles are aunts.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
His daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A bad judge of character.
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Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Give him sheet music
You don't - they're born that way.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Because his daddy was a mummy
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Too-whit-to-why
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
They both love The Wall
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
There was a face off in the corner
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Russel
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Leave a plunger in the toilet
Danger: Do not touch