How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.