How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.