How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.