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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.