How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*