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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes