How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza