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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.