Pay for the pizza!
I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes
Little Caesars
A pepperonly pizza!
Because they rain supreme.
You can't top a good pizza joke.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
She is allergic to nuts.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
The pizza can feed a family of four.
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
Make me one with everything.
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Two plains.
Medium Pizzas
Because he's shellfish!
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Little Caesars.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
Little Caesar's
Little Caesars!
With Little Caesars
Little Seizures.
Pay for the pizza
Because there wasn't mushroom on it.
Little Ceasars
Tip him for the pizza.
Little Caesers
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
Tomato-saurus
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
A pizza can feed a family.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
One with everything
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because it was on the house.
Little seizures.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
A vegetarian.
They're both cheesy.
I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...
Plain.
With Little Ceasar's.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
2 large planes
Just order them without liver.
Your teeth.
A Piecycle.
SNOE
What else could possibly be in there
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
One with everything.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"
A cheesy pun.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
Deep pan, crisp, and even.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
Pepper-Peroni
Impersonal pizza
A plane one.
Wanna pizza me
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
Have they never had pizza
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Two large planes
Pepe-roni
PI Z Z A
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
The pizza can feed a family.
Popo John's
Just pay for your pizza.
You wanna pizza me!
Pupperoni
Lil Caesars
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Because he had too many shots.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
A moot ant
Coach.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
A gooseberry is green!
She's afraid of heights.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
M: Protesting this conversation.
Good question.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
