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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.