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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.