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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland