What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour