What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!