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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!