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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'