Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!