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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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