What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.