What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What's a dentist's favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!