What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!