What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.