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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!