What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!