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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Zucchini Jokes More Zucchini Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!