What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Zucchini Jokes More Zucchini Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

Zucchini

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*