Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.