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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.