Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects