What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking