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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle