What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.