What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.