He is alright, but one sided!
Because you make sound judgement.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
I'm in a cent.
A just duet.
He got him diss barred.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Justice Fingers!
You're an eight.
Justice Thumbs
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
I bearly touched her.
Odor in the court!!!
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
They both hand out long sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Odour in court!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Odor Odor in the court!!!
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
It was x-axis
When the judge threw the book at him.
They must follow the letter of the law.
He was caught poaching.
The jury store
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
A high phive!
His hand caught on fire.
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
The elephant remembers.
Their balls are just for decoration.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
SWV (sisters with voices)
Crews Control.
A Paralegal.
