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Leave Hand Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.