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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...