What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth