What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.