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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.