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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth