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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!