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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!