Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Puzzle Jokes More Puzzle Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"