Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Puzzle Jokes More Puzzle Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!