Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Puzzle Jokes More Puzzle Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!