What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.