How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's