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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.