What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.