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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.