How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.