How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.