How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.