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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.