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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.