How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.