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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.