What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.