What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.