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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

What was it worth?

Two marks.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne