What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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He just wants her to be down to Mars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Gt marked as spam

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical