What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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How do you sabotage a space mission?

Send Matt Damon

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.