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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.