Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What was it worth?

Two marks.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!