March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Shar Pei Jokes More Shar Pei Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei