What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei