March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What was it worth?

Two marks.

Shar Pei Jokes More Shar Pei Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei