What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei