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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei