What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!