What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!