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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.