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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!