One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
A tire.
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Because time was always running out.
Forging.
Make it Tso's Number One.
Life support.
