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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!