What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.