Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.