Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.