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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.