Where does light go to jail?

Prism

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!