Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.