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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.