How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)