How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.