How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle