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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.