Because consoles can't ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
Sketchup
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Praystation
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.