Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.