Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"