Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Close the door, I'm dressing!

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Frostbite

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Jail break.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)