Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
I'll tell you later.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
You know you want it, Honey
Honey, I'm home.
