What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.