What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.