What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy