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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.