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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!