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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Superman's powers are all natural.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.