What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.