What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.