What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins