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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.