Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.