When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.