When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.