Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork