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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!