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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.