What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!