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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!