What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.