Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
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You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
With a pitchfork
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
In case he got a hole in one
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
