You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
A palette.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
The lavatory, of course!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
Their trunks.
Motorcycles don't have trunks
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
