Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
We both get laid by hand.
He couldn't keep his hands off his privates
In their trunk!
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
In case he gets a hole in one.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
A pitchfork
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Amazon Prime.
Doctor Dolittle
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because they mess up the whole house!
