Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile