Unload Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

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Because she's miss carriaged.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

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Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.