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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.