What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.