What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack