What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?