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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.