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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.