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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+