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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.