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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.