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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!