What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear