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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming