How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.