How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.