How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.