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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.