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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.