What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.