What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor