What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor