What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor