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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going