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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.